Friday, May 2, 2014

2014 NFL Draft Big Board Release Party

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My Disciples, I give to you ... This Big Board

We are six days away from the 2014 NFL Draft. After months of grueling “work” and thousands of words blurted into the abyss of cyberspace or soaked up by your eyeballs, it is time to finally unveil the holy grail of pre-draft analysis: The Big Board (insert angelic chorus here).

This is the culmination of doing so much online scouting that when I open up YouTube it’s nothing but highlight football videos of various college players from the SEC to Conference USA. When I type in the letter “T” into my google address bar it doesn’t pull up Twitter, but a drop-down list of suggestions for “Trent Baalke,” “Teddy Bridgewater,” “Taylor Lewan,” “Travis Swanson,” “Tyler Larsen” and “T.S. Eliot” (because I do have some other interests).  

This is the granddaddy of them all, the alpha and the omega, the one and only, the pinnacle, the summit, the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, the long drink of water at the end of a desert trail.

It’s also fundamentally flawed by its very nature—and not only because it’s made by a guy that does all his scouting in front of a keyboard and monitor.

I’ve alluded to this before, but I should also have this disclaimer immediately preceding the Big Board itself, so here it is: I do not do my scouting with a specific scheme in mind, but based on the impact I expect the prospect to have in the NFL. This means that for my Big Board to work teams need to pick players that fit their schemes, and not play them out of position (thus limiting their impact).

For example, heading into the 2008 draft Glenn Dorsey was widely considered the top available defensive tackle prospect, with many evaluators projecting him as the next great 3-technique. As the 5th overall selection, he was drafted in line with these lofty expectations, but put into a system that did not take advantage—at all—of his skills as a penetrating interior pass rusher, and was asked instead to play the 5-technique in a 3-4, which he was not suited for. (He was still pretty good at that spot despite the horrendous fit, which just goes to show that he’s a pretty solid overall football player).

Was Glenn Dorsey worth the 5th overall pick? Yes, but not if you’re going to play him completely out of position.

Is Jadaveon Clowney worth the 1st overall pick? Yes, but not if the Texans plan to make him a 5-technique in their 3-4.

Is Kony Ealy worth a top-20 selection? Yes, but probably only if he will be playing 4-3 defensive end.

Because I have no actual team with no actual scheme to draft for my big board represents overall value as I see it in the class. But I have no control over the situation players ultimately end up in, so my board is fundamentally flawed.

Teams’ boards, while taking into account overall talent, also largely take into consideration scheme fit for their particular team (or they should, in theory) and I simply can’t do that. I can only project what position a player would fit best at, and then hope that an NFL team makes the same evaluation and plays him at that position.

Anyway, I hope that in three years I can get this board printed as a plaque to put on the wall of my new office at 4949 Centennial Blvd, where I will have earned a job as Trent Baalke’s protégée based on his incredulity than I NAILED the 2014 NFL Draft as an armchair GM…

But more than likely I’ll seem like a genius on about 10% of these evaluations, a complete idiot on 25% and somewhere in between on the other 65%.

Which is probably in line with the average NFL GM if we are being honest. (Ha Ha…)


And here it is brothers and sisters. Go 49ers.


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